RHODE ISLAND - My mad skills
It's saturday. I've spent the afternoon with fellow summer staff by the pool eating macaroni cheese. We are exhausted.
Megan demonstrates how to get to South Africa without passing through passport control
This week I have: negotiated my way over a ropes course, moved and assembled several more crazy tent like structures, moved sixty four mattresses half a mile to go into said structures, cleaned out half a dozen outhouses and a few bathrooms, helped a dozen blindfolded people to swing across a gorge using by tying their belts into a lassoo, played more games involving hoops than can be counted, given a presentation on Britain explaining the origins of rugby and why we can't seem to win it anymore, built a fire, learnt to cha cha and swing dance, fought with sticks, fallen off a bunk bed and helped build a shelter for a shelter with leaves and sticks for a person to spend the night in.
Sarah, Scott and our one match fire. My one hundred percent one match fire record remains intact thus far. God bless tumble dryer lint.
We are exhausted. And, tomorrow, the kids finally arrive. Oh, and I'm going to be directing a football camp. Please take five minutes out of your busy lives to appreciate the irony.
6 Comments:
Well done Phil-----what a lot of new skills!
By the way, the plaster is now off my foot!!!
Love Mumxxx
Phil, is that real football or the American corruption of rugby?
Simon
I want to learn to cha cha and swing dance!
Phil - such was the enormity of the aforementioned irony that I took a full 6 minutes to appreciate the irony.
I look forward to the 2010 world cup when a young rhode island chap runs the full length of the field only to plant the ball over the bar, cha cha round the left hand post with the goalie screaming "One zero, goal bag, goal bag!!!!" and the resulting pos6t match interview when he credits his summer camp coach for teaching him all he knows.
I thought being a christian counsellor meant you just prayed and stuff?!! You will be pleased to know your successor only drinks water so I will be able to buy you a drink with your money when you get back!!
love charity x
Water?! Gee, that's weird. You need to do something about that... Yep, I'm now a soccer coach. And if they're bad I can make them do laps of the field! I love it!
Super goal!!!!!!... And all rhat.
Phil.
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